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Daniel Bausher-Belton

A native of the sunshine state originally. Now, however, he lives within the sorority. Daniel is a sophomore. He is currently 6-3. Internally he is referred to as "dbausher". Spends a lot of time being a legend and playing with dragons and phoenii. Nationally ranked procrastinator. Always ready to help! Mail him @dbausher, in case you didnt pick up on that. Ever available and happy to meet new pledges! (IS JOHN CENA)

Asya Bergal

Asya is conventionally known as the shortest member of Chi Lambda Mu, with a plethora of endearing nick names, such as "hobbit impersonator", "tall people's knee inspector", and "wtf asya why are you so short." In her spare time she enjoys playing Tichu and adding to Chi Lambda Mu's impressive collection of hanging-off-the-ceiling art. Member of ΧΛΜ for a year now.

Lilly Chin

Hails from the universally acknowledged "Worst. State. Ever", so being in Massachusetts is just a clear improvement. Although it's debatable whether she even lives at the sorority, she's usually held responsible for providing the impetus to turn Chi Lambda Mu into a social co-ed sorority. Has a tendency to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS and conduct social shenanigans. In her spare time, she shoots down small clay frisbees with a shotgun. Currently proudly serving as Rush Chair and Social Floor for Chi Lambda Mu!

Ian Clester

Ian (also known as "ijc", "Mr. Clandowski", and "that kid") is a truly singular individual. Having journeyed Northwards from the blazing heat of The South (specifically, the georgraphical center of the Worst State), he now resides within the blazing halls of Chi Lambda Mu. He was once accused of secretly being a robot, but contemporary theorists promote the hypothesis that he may instead be some variety of magical creature, heretofore undocumented (a veritable "Magic Ian"). He's okay to talk to, probably. If that's something you'd want to do.

Samuel Duchovni

Sam Dukhovni is a crypto-anarchist and general cypherpunk currently in hiding from the NSA. In his spare time, he develops secure decentralized dating websites, watches surreal 90s anime, and rants about capitalism. He never taps his ID; in fact, he lost his ID and has no idea where it could possibly have gone. No, he doesn't remember his ID number.

Ryuga Hatano

A man of few words.

Eric Lujan

He can lead a horse to water... and make it serve him a drink. He stares into the abyss... and it winks back. He doesn't just crack the code... he shatters it. He's all that... and a chip factory. He once knocked his own socks off. He knows Victoria's Secret. He is... well, actually a pretty boring Las Vegas-Floor Pi transplant who enjoys making outdated references, but he paid his membership fees so we have to say he's a member of ΧΛΜ.

Katie Mathison

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Katie Sedlar

Originally from The Land of Infinite Corn, Katie now lives in a space void that sucks in all light. Katie is an active participant in a collective of assassins, and she enjoys writing training exercises for other assassins, giving the death penalty to those who tap others on the shoulder, and acting as a cog in a giant square machine. Last summer, she worked on a Borg cube near Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, where she learned a lot about getting bundles of wire to do her work for her. Katie joined Chi Lambda Mu in 2014.

Rev. Cannon Vogel

An ordained minister and thereminist, Cannon enjoys time traveling (forward only) and impersonating Nicholas Cage. Available for wedding planning engagements as well as professional cuddling services, Cannon is currently a physics student working on the Dark MatterTM.
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Mike Winston

Mike is a proud sister of Chi Lambda Mu. His hobbies include physics, comedy, and standing in front of mountains while people take pictures of him. He once ran for President of the United States.